American Idol - Inspirational week... Inspire this...
The crowd is thinning out and my ammunition drained. AIDS girl and gigolo boy are gone. They will be missed... Anyways thank you for joining me on my half ass attempt of covering American Idol. This will be a huge sensation and you can say you were there when it started. I'll admit that this synopsis isn't as great as my other impromptu rants. I am experience writing fright or something.
Micheal
What is up with the scarf, i feel like I'm looking at my grandmas head scarf. I think he might own the biggest collection of vest. Is there a barn in L.A. that had bargain vests for sale. My god he has the largest collection of vests. It looks like he went to town and cashed in on the buy one vest please take the rest sale. Thank you Randy for not contributing again...
We have a SINBAD sighting!!!! What deep dark hole did he crawl up from? Ah man I can't hate on SINBAD. He is one of the greatest comedians of my time. What an artist, what an entrepreneur, words can't describe the impact he's had on my life. He's a magician with words, carefully crafted to illicit uncontrolled laughter. He is an American Icon.
Who's Seyesha?
Thank you for cliche central. God damn, when did Macy Gray join American Idol. She doesn't annoy me but I'm just kinda bored listening to her. At the very least she doesn't have the Madonna Fantasia is her idol. Good god hide the children and bad hair cuts.
Jason
I knew this song was coming. Whatever he is on I want some. It looked like everyone was captivated by the song. He should sing this song every week somehow. We had a virus take over our DVR so I couldn't see the last couple seconds of the song.
Cristy
What the heck is she giving up? I don't understand what difficulties all these people have. Life is full of them, we don't need to hear your attempt at sob story. We have our own crap to deal with. She is so terrible. That stupid country twang sound she makes is a sign that you cannot sing. Then she looks like either she has hemorrhoids or can finally hear her own voice. She is my dark horse pick to get kicked out this week. Wardrobe change please. That performance was just crap and the judges in their infinite wisdom liked it. She still gets kicked out this week.
So you think you can dance is coming, don't miss it.
David
Well he got a bit full of himself this week. His voice doesn't belong in that pitch neither does the jacket he stole from Prince. So, you want me to "give back" huh? You are a major tool. You're welcome.
Carly
I love when people turn their accents on and off. This girl is actually a pretty girl but then she does that high voice pitch that could wake dead relatives and I see those rabbit teeth. Queue the hair falling out prematurely. She's in trouble this week. At least she has her cd sales to fall back on.
David
Is Jason sharing his "stuff" with David or what? One thing I can't stand is guys sitting in the front row and clapping like a little girl for another guy. Common man, I'm pulling your man card. That was a good performance, it was vintage David.
Way to go Ryan. Embarrassing a poor security guard. Thank you for reminding everyone why your such a douche bag.
Brook
What is this girl's deal? Does she like looking homely and old. She needs someone, anyone to buy her some new clothes. This song is what you wake up having nightmares about. Her Mu mu has to go. Simon said it best. That song or her personality is like a walk in the park... boring and uneventful.
Overall this was a pretty boring week. Lets pray that American Idol doesn't keep jumping the shark every week. This show is getting more and more ridiculous.
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Taste Testing
So I went taste testing yesterday. It is an interesting experience with the chef looking at you as try an assortment of appetizers and the main course. I tried this raspberry / bri pastry and after letting the taste of it sink in for a second the chef chimed in with a "put you on the spot" question if you like it or not. luckily I did but would have surely lied if I didn't. Next he "claims" that all the pastries were hand made, but I got the feeling that I could have found better appetizers walking the aisles at Costco. Anyways, after we left we kind of agreed that we weren't completely impressed by the food we tried.
My idea from the beginning was to get In-N-Out to cater our wedding. Before you come to any conclusions like I am a cheap bastard, hear me out. I would get the catering trunk to come out and make the food. I would then serve the In-N-Out burgers and fries and very nice plates with a ketchup design on the plates. The burgers would maybe be cut into four pieces and served with fries in the middle. I'm not sure how appetizers would work, but maybe something like a pop corn machine would work. Here's the whole point. I want my wedding to memorable not for how chic the food was or how uptight everything was. I want it to be relaxed with a touch of class. Me and Jenn are two regular people that enjoy down to earth things and I don't think I would want my wedding to be anything but that. I am also looking to incorporate these ideas into other facets of the wedding as well. I won't reveal them but they no doubt will be quite visible at the wedding. What do you think of these ideas?
My idea from the beginning was to get In-N-Out to cater our wedding. Before you come to any conclusions like I am a cheap bastard, hear me out. I would get the catering trunk to come out and make the food. I would then serve the In-N-Out burgers and fries and very nice plates with a ketchup design on the plates. The burgers would maybe be cut into four pieces and served with fries in the middle. I'm not sure how appetizers would work, but maybe something like a pop corn machine would work. Here's the whole point. I want my wedding to memorable not for how chic the food was or how uptight everything was. I want it to be relaxed with a touch of class. Me and Jenn are two regular people that enjoy down to earth things and I don't think I would want my wedding to be anything but that. I am also looking to incorporate these ideas into other facets of the wedding as well. I won't reveal them but they no doubt will be quite visible at the wedding. What do you think of these ideas?
Friday, January 18, 2008
First (unofficial) Post
Welcome to my blog. This post is actually my second one. The first one ran into some FCC regulations and was swiftly deleted because the material was way to boring and very offensive to grammar teachers. (I just spelled grammar wrong and winced) Anyways I felt like my first blog was too showboat (the mustard was definitely off the hot dog) and not enough about the things that really matter in life like sports and the wifee. So I am going to go in a new direction and stay true.
You know one day most of my friends will be married and or engaged. I feel like it is my duty to inform them of coming attractions. Now, I don't know if it happens at the exact moment the rings finds it designated finger or if it takes a couple days, but none the less things change very quickly. Don't get me wrong most of the changes are good and you'll be asking yourself why you didn't ask her to marry you earlier, but some things need a lot of getting used to. I bring these points up not to mock my beautiful fiance or bring to light what a horrible planner I am, but as a public service to the dopes that think weddings put themselves together. Thus, I present the first change.
Exhibit A
Let the planning begin
Almost before you can even realize that you just asked that special someone to marry you the clock has begun. First comes the engagement party. Then comes the second engagement party. Then comes the meetings with every vendor. At this point you find yourself in some interesting situations. Next comes the guest list and who to leave on and who to leave off. Next you get question as to what the bridesmaid should wear like all of a sudden I care. This may be tough for most but I, thank God, could care less if certain people are invited just because I could care less to go to their wedding either. Oh, and don't forget you have to pick out the wedding party where equal number for symmetrical pictures become more important than the people you ask. Jenn is sooo not guilty of this.
This is where I am at currently. I still have months to go before the big day. And as I sit here I realize that if you are with the person God meant you to be with, the person that just makes you feel ok about anything when you hear their voice, all this planning and frustration that can accompany the process is worth it if they are happy when it's all said and done. All I can say is that I got lucky and I need to tie the knot before she realizes that I am a big nerd. So how do I get through all the planing and preparations for the big day? I keep reminding myself that she wants the wedding day to be amazing because it would only be fitting when you are marring a guy like Tim. Wow did I just wright that... there goes the mustard.
You know one day most of my friends will be married and or engaged. I feel like it is my duty to inform them of coming attractions. Now, I don't know if it happens at the exact moment the rings finds it designated finger or if it takes a couple days, but none the less things change very quickly. Don't get me wrong most of the changes are good and you'll be asking yourself why you didn't ask her to marry you earlier, but some things need a lot of getting used to. I bring these points up not to mock my beautiful fiance or bring to light what a horrible planner I am, but as a public service to the dopes that think weddings put themselves together. Thus, I present the first change.
Exhibit A
Let the planning begin
Almost before you can even realize that you just asked that special someone to marry you the clock has begun. First comes the engagement party. Then comes the second engagement party. Then comes the meetings with every vendor. At this point you find yourself in some interesting situations. Next comes the guest list and who to leave on and who to leave off. Next you get question as to what the bridesmaid should wear like all of a sudden I care. This may be tough for most but I, thank God, could care less if certain people are invited just because I could care less to go to their wedding either. Oh, and don't forget you have to pick out the wedding party where equal number for symmetrical pictures become more important than the people you ask. Jenn is sooo not guilty of this.
This is where I am at currently. I still have months to go before the big day. And as I sit here I realize that if you are with the person God meant you to be with, the person that just makes you feel ok about anything when you hear their voice, all this planning and frustration that can accompany the process is worth it if they are happy when it's all said and done. All I can say is that I got lucky and I need to tie the knot before she realizes that I am a big nerd. So how do I get through all the planing and preparations for the big day? I keep reminding myself that she wants the wedding day to be amazing because it would only be fitting when you are marring a guy like Tim. Wow did I just wright that... there goes the mustard.
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